everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
All I want is for Diego and hot pants to live happy lives, together platonically or romantically gezzz
Like imagine Diego taking over Funny Valentine’s position and Hot Pants is about to head back to her church and return to being a nun but he like offers her a position to work for him as Vice President or something and just they hang out a lot and fix up the U.S.A